herrway:

when rihanna said “your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this” i felt that

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likeniobe:

in my humble opinion your late teen years should be about three things and those things are 1. baking bread 2. self-sabotaging your social and academic life and 3. foraging for flowers and herbs in fields 

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factsmyguy:

You ever hit up someone but as soon as they reply you know you made a mistake

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